The Obama’s Christmas Card List
Through a stroke of what can only be called incredible, dumb, luck, I have come into possession of Barack and Michelle Obama’s Christmas Card List. Apparently, there have been some recent changes made to the list, and notes made by Obama himself.
- David Axelrod
- William Ayers…at least he waited until after the election to open is mouth
- Joe Biden
- Rod Blagojevich…that @&$#*^ can go %*#$ himself
- Big Boi
- Cassandra Butts
- Bill and Hillary Clinton
- Candidate #1…I’d like to rip that *%&$#@ Blago a new one
- Katie Couric…enclose special note of thanks
- Michael Froman
- Julias Genachowski
- Jesse Jackson…tell the Secret Service to take that nut cutter down if he ever gets near me
- Rachel Klayman
- Ludacris
- Nancy McCullough
- Jonathan Molot
- Martin Nesbitt
- George Obama
- Thomas Perrelli
- Michael Pfleger…this guy has more street cred than I do
- Brad Pitt
- Samantha Power
- Antoin Rezko…maybe Tony and that %&$# head Blago can bunk together at the USP in Terre Haute and catch up with Ryan
- Pete Rouse
- Jean Rudd
- Maya Soetoro-Ng
- Laurence Tribe
- Laura D’Andrea Tyson
- Eric Whitaker
- Joe Wurzelbacher…maybe for Christmas Santa will bring him a real plumber’s license
- Jeremiah Wright
December 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Bruce this is your best post ever but You left off one VIP:
Dear Frank Manja,
Thanks for all of your hard work in the newly blue state of Virginia. I’ve got to run - saving the economy, climate, and restoring America’s standing in the world can’t wait another minute. Michelle and I will drop you a line when we get to DC.
Your B-Ball Buddy,
Barack “B-Boy” Obama